Pet Peeves: Cryptic Facebook Statuses

There are several things people do to annoy me on Facebook, and one of the most annoying is "Cryptic Facebook Statuses" or, as I call it, "Fishing For Attention".
It's quite simple really, all you have to do is post something like "Ugh, so mad!" or "Bet they didn't care" or even "Jerk". Everyone then comments "What's wrong?" or "What happened?", and the person who posted the status, of course, says "I don't want to talk about it."

So why'd you post a status about, if you don't want to talk about it?
It especially annoys me when people comment anyway, because that's giving the person what they want- attention.
So next time you see a post like this, ignore it or, better yet, give the person a link to this post ;)